"You said you wanted one of the best tattoo artists in the city."
"This is definitely not what I meant.”
"I find your lack of trust in me a bit off-putting, Watson."
"I can’t even trust you to stick to our grocery list.”
"Well, it’s a bit late for that. Now hold still, this might hurt more than you think."
"Sherlock, a high threshold to pain is just one of the many prerequisites of living with you.”